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Surviving In This Filthy World As A Novel Villain
by Alex_morg
[Ding!][Mission Unlocked: Eliminate the moles planted by Rose in the Reid Industries.]Reward: $10 billion in cash upon mission completion.~~~~Alex, a 18-year-old ordinary guy, finds himself inexplicably transmigrated into the plot of a Cheesy with no logic bashing novel. But his excitement quickly turns to dread when he realizes he hasn’t taken the role of the protagonist but the villain.To make matters worse, he’s destined to be the first stepping stone for the novel’s protagonist—the Plot armo…
A Filha da Família Humble Tem um Bolso Espacial!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, puro e doce) Residência do Príncipe de Xiliang.Com uma energia de tigre e com apenas 5 anos de idade, o Pequeno Príncipe Xiao Moxi viu sua mãe correr para os campos novamente, e seu rosto redondo e fofo se contraiu em frustração.Olhando com tristeza para seu pai ao lado dele, ele reclamou com um ar de sabedoria precoce, "Pai, como você se apaixonou por minha mãe, que gosta de sair correndo o tempo todo?"Xiao Yeyang lançou um olhar de esguelha para seu filho precocemente maduro, depois fing…
A Segunda Chance da Lua
by Caroline Above Story
No meu 18º aniversário, minha irmã gêmea se casou com meu parceiro, Alpha Jacob, em meu nome.Eu era Alisa Clark, a loba com o sangue mais puro. Os Alfas precisavam se alimentar do meu sangue. Eles foram abençoados com grande poder enquanto eram amaldiçoados. Quanto maiores suas habilidades, mais curtas suas vidas. Meu sangue os protegia de sua maldição.No entanto, minha gêmea Jennifer tirou minha glória e me torturou por 6 anos! Pior ainda, meu parceiro permitiu isso."Você tem sido como uma porc…
A mole really!!
by Rhyley_Canham
My first time writing please go easy OkiThis is about a dude who dies and is reincarnated as….A….MOLE…..yep a moleWarning it contains swears..yep a swearing mole
His Cinnabar Mole
by Four Seasons Have Money
The day his family went bankrupt, Cheng Wang announced his relationship with his female friend.I picked up the divorce agreement Cheng Wang had placed on the table and signed it decisively. "We can get divorced, but you have to help me act out this scene of a harmonious couple until my mom safely comes out of the operating room."He frowned but agreed.After my mom's surgery was successful, I kept my promise and stopped entangling.But Cheng Wang panicked.
Sharing Dreams with My Bestie's Cousin
by Nanxi is not pleased
Wen Zhi had a treasure, which allowed her to enter other people's dreams.Therefore, on her first day residing at the Shang family residence, she decided to explore Lady Shang's dreams first, to curry favor with her by pandering to her preferences...But an accidental bug occurred, and the person who ended up sharing Wen Zhi's dream was the person in charge of the Shang family, and her best friend's cousin, Shang Hexing!To figure out whether it was her own dream or a shared one, Wen Zhi discreetly…
I Will Never Leave You
by Flaim
Has anyone heard about a birth mole, which holds the memory of a previous life? #School love #Historical romance (after some chapters) #Love Triangle #Funnygirlgang #Fatedlove #Romance R18 Lisa is a teenage girl waiting for her love, Stark, to come back to her hometown, which left her in her childhood. As expected, he returned, but with memory loss and also lost his father. She tried to bring back his memory in a naughty way, even though she went through so much during that. It was the time a s…
Mr. Su's Love Investigation Report
by Auspicious Night
She remembers him because of the mole at the corner of his eyebrow;He remembers her simply because she is her.Every passing encounter becomes a story in the memory,And you are the ending of my story.
Rebirth As A She-Wolf
by R.Y.E.
BlurbCode name: Wax, was one of the best assassins "Marked Dead" organizations ever had. She succeeded in every mission she was in. Unfortunately a mole in the police government had blown their mission that caused her death.Roxy, a shewolf who had not shifted yet, was being bullied at school and unable to fight back.What would happen if Wax's soul lived on Roxy's body?How can Wax cope up with the new realization that werewolves exist?How can Wax accept her faith as a mate to a Royal Prince, the …
SCP Mobile Task Force Zeta-9 ("Mole Rats") Handbook
by Rebirth_Youtube
This is story about agent codenamed "Rebirth" of SCP Foundation Mobile Task Force Zeta-9 ("Mole Rats"). He is known to possess anomalous power that can shake entire multiverse. Let's set up on journey and reveal the secrets about particular unordinary agent. My name is Narrator and I will help you on your journey to epic story.
A Spring Night's Entanglement
by Fu Wuyao
（An elder above purity, beneath the High Mountain Flower, the divine altar.） In summer 2021, it was Jiang Tan's first encounter with Zhou Yingzhun. The man grabbed her wrist and pulled her into a shady corner, "Jiang Tan, there's a shortcut right here, will you take it?" Upon hearing that, Jiang Tan looked up at him. Jiang Tan loved Zhou Yinghuai. She loved his refined gaze when he lightly laughed, always composed, never captivated by emotions. But it wasn't tender-hearted devotion, rather a…
She's The Alpha Queen
by Gestrada
Once upon a time, a beautiful baby was born. She was the daughter of the most powerful and respected Alpha there was in the country. There was a prophecy of this baby, apart from being the heir of the pack; she was also the one wolf that would unite two packs, to create a kingdom, to be just like before. She was going to become the Queen of all werewolves, and her mate was going to be the King. They knew that she was the one, because of the mark on her left shoulder, a small red wolf paw, it loo…
Temptation of the Twin Sisters
by Kaelen Wilder
Little Kai and his girlfriend Lin Yanxi are in love, but the appearance of her sexy twin sister Lin Yanrou throws him into confusion.He identifies people by tears and moles, but as he spends time, he becomes increasingly suspicious.An accident unravels memories, revealing that he once had a relationship with Lin Yanrou.Eventually, the misunderstanding is resolved, and the two stay together in the manor, while Lin Yanxi chooses to step back.
00 : 07 ; Seven minutes to doom (Spy vs spy )
by Silent_Listener
One mission; one team against one psychopathic villain who is all set to destroy this world via microlemmental attack. Carcin; a highly corrosive, highly poisonous chemical has fallen in hands of Amayra , the leader of TTO. Due to her pitiful past and hatredness towards the world, she wants nothing more than to bring our planet, our home down, by releasing Carcin in our atmosphere, which will leads to the end of Human Civilization. But that's not all, in the years to come it will bring down each…
Female Consort (GL)
by Crimson_Lore
In Qiu Che’s previous life, she disguised herself as a man to take the imperial examination for her brother. For the so-called great plan of her father and brother, she married the most favored princess of the dynasty, Li Qingwu, at all costs.But after ten years of marriage, she never touched her finger.On the day she became the powerful prime minister, she died at the hands of her biological father.Her brother stepped on her corpse and became famous.And she died quietly in the prime minister’s …
Married To The Billionaire Mafia King
by AliceMyra
He is the great mafia king of Venice, they call him the monster of death. Feared, the perfect strategist and with the largest mafia co-operation. His people are loyal to him, but of course, the existence of a mole among them did not come as something new. She was nothing but the kid sister of his most loyal man. She is not afraid of him, not like all others are. Gabriella Santiago called him a coward the first day they met, she burnt down the west wing of his mansion when he kept her trapped in …
*R18 Harem* Reincarnated with a {devourer skill}
by Clvmzy_uezuri
-This novel is your classic Western fantasy novel- The story rotates on a former Soldier dying on duty and getting a chance to roll a gacha that would decide his fate in his second life in another world full of monsters and magic.And if you could just give this novel a chance I'll make sure you will not regret it.-MC name: Laiya FreaseThis novel will have a lot of H* scenes and I will also include a handful of harem but don't worry I'll make sure to not ruin the story with the harem and I will n…
Temptation: Breaking Victoria Sharp
by Fredat_
He’s her assistant. Loyal. Obedient. Untouchable.Victoria Sharp built her tech empire from scratch. She's rich, ruthless, and always in control. No scandals, no distractions—especially not from a certain devastatingly attractive executive assistant with bewitching eyes and a voice that could ruin her in seconds.James Mitchell has worked under Victoria for three years, hiding his desire behind professionalism and perfect ties. He knows the rules. He respects her boundaries. But when she starts br…
The Law &Badge Empire
by WriterDavid
In a nation where justice is just a mask, Bruce—an untouchable lawyer with blood on his pen—rules Zimbabwe’s underworld from the shadows. Ministers, drug lords, and cops alike kneel when he speaks.But when a foreign intelligence agency deploys Micah, a cold-eyed operative from ECHO, to dismantle Bruce’s empire, the balance trembles. Micah builds a taskforce to hunt the elusive kingpin—unaware it’s rigged with moles, spies, and secrets from both Bruce… and a third power lurking in the dark, hungr…